A funny take on the biggest night in Hollywood

A commoner attends the Golden Globes

We want to be them and we hate them all at the same time. While we sit here at our desks daydreaming about the weekend, these actors and musicians (we salute you) are taking up awards like its a 5 for 5 sale on Godiva chocolate.


They stand during a commercial break
They say hello to their friends, except their friends are George Clooney and Benedict Cumberbatch
They get their dresses stepped on
They avoid exes
They laugh and make nice with people they probably don’t care for

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