HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING!!
It’s the holiday season and to everyone celebrating Thanksgiving, Metropolis wants to wish you a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Just a little turkey humor to get you excited about spending time with family and friends.
If you’re worried about burning the turkey or it being too tough..just think to yourself “at least I’m not that person!”
Funny Thanksgiving Help-Line Calls
1. It’s a Wrap
A proud gentleman called to tell the staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and stomped on it several times, breaking the bones so it would fit in his pan.
2. Carving the Turkey
Another gentleman called to tell the operator he cut his turkey in half with a chain saw and wanted to know if the oil from the chain would adversely affect the turkey.
3. Frozen Turkey
A lady from Colorado called about “how to thaw” her frozen Butterball. She proudly shared the fact that her turkey was stored in a snow bank outside! It had snowed the night before and it then dawned on her that she didn’t have a clue which snow bank her turkey was in. At that point, the conversation was really over because she was now on a mission to go find her turkey.
4. Wash Those Suds Right Out of My … Turkey?
A first-time Thanksgiving chef called Marge Klindera, a 20+ year Talk-Line veteran, in tears Thanksgiving morning last year. She was so proud to have thawed the turkey successfully and continued to rinse the turkey – with dish soap! The tears started flowing when the turkey wouldn’t stop sudsing. If only she called before she would have found out you don’t have to rinse the turkey – just pat it dry with paper towels.
Ode to Thanksgiving
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
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